Why should you buy The Platinum Package?

Our dear friends, if you are really asking why, oh, why, should I buy THE Platinum Package 4.0, then you clearly don’t know how much MANSCAPED™ has your best interest in mind.

We thought we were past that stage in our relationship.

Yes, we know this might be your first visit to our page or your first article read. That’s kind of our point.

We’ve got you.

It’s our job to provide you with an amazing male grooming and hygiene experience and we have to toot our own horn here and say we’re pretty damn good at it.

So, why should you buy The Platinum Package 4.0?

Because it’s awesome. You’re awesome. We’re awesome. The package is awesome. Seems pretty simple to us.

Oh, you’re one of those people who need more details? Fine…

Full-Body — Boom!

The Platinum Package 4.0 is awesome because it’s a full-body grooming kit. Oh yeah, nose-to-nuts coverage all in a box conveniently shipped right to you. Nose to nuts. Seriously. It’s going to be a box full of stuff you are going to love and actually USE.

If you’re ready to take your male grooming and hygiene to the next level, The Platinum Package 4.0 is designed to set you up for success. Plus, it’s all in a kit, so you’re also going to save a ton of money. It’s a perfect start-up kit and highlights some of our favorite and most popular products and tools.

Sooo, how much?

Right now The Platinum Package 4.0 is 44% off. Ummm, yeah…it’s a deal. We’ve knocked down this kit to $144.99, so stop penny pinching and stop buying crappy stuff.

You’re a grown man. It’s time for your grooming and hygiene tools and products to reflect that. Put down the $0.99 razor. Put down the discount shampoo/body soap/mouthwash combination. Stop saying it’s a shower just because you used water. And no, your underarm deodorant is not a whole body deodorant. Don’t you do it. Stop it!

Soooo, how much stuff?

We thought you’d never ask.

A lot.

The Platinum Package 4.0 has ten, we repeat, ten different items for your male grooming and hygiene arsenal:

1. The Lawn Mower® 4.0

This amazing groin and body hair trimmer is where it’s at. We’ve created four versions of this bad boy, so it’s really the best we can offer. We’ve rocked the advanced engineering on The Lawn Mower® 4.0, so it’s powerful, quiet, has an extended life, wireless, waterproof, and looks amazing. Like, it’s got the black chrome logo.

The Lawn Mower® 4.0 also comes with its own package including the wireless charging station and cable, cleaning brush, and adjustable trimming guards sizes 1 through 4.

2. Weed Whacker®

The Weed Whacker® ear and nose hair trimmer is for all the weeds sprouting out of the holes in your head. Yes, we are talking about your ear and nose hairs. Take care of those, my friend.

This baby has a 360-degree rotary dual-blade set up at a 23-degree angle for your head holes all encased in a stainless steel cone tip, so it’s efficient.

3. UltraPremium 2-in-1 Shampoo + Conditioner

This is for your head hair. Our 2-in-1 Shampoo + Conditioner has natural ingredients designed to clean and hydrate your head hair. It also smells really good.

Are you ready for lush, smooth locks? You should be.

4. UltraPremium Body Wash

This is for your non-head hair and skin. Our UltraPremium Body Wash has natural ingredients (there’s a theme here) and is designed to help you get clean, fresh, and all sorts of moisturized.

Oh, this one smells good, too.

5. UltraPremium Deodorant

Kind of an essential, so you might as well make sure it's a good one. Our deodorant is also aluminum-free and goes on clear, meaning no yellow marks of nastiness.

This one’s for your pits.

6. Crop Preserver®

Deodorant for your balls. The down-there stank defense is different, so we have a special product for your nuts.

This one might be our favorite.

7. Crop Reviver®

Say goodbye to friction and rubbage between your nuts and thighs with this amazing product. This one is specially designed for your buds post-shave and has all the soothing and cooling ingredients.

8. Magic Mat®

Because nobody wants little trimmed bits of hair all over their feet when they walk in your bathroom.

Lay down the mat, trim, trim, trim, and throw away the mat.

No pubes on the ground means you have a better shot at making a connection, if you know what we mean.

9. The Shed

To keep all of your new fun stuff in one place. This is great for traveling or just for bathroom organization. Your pick.

10. MANSCAPED™ Boxers

Because that makes ten. We like even, round numbers.

Or because these are awesome as well. Our boxes are anti-chafing and they feel fantastic. Your nether regions are going to thank us.

Do it. Buy The Platinum Package 4.0 and get your life on track. Or at least your grooming and hygiene routine.